Jack and Kelly have succeeded in getting Ozzy to Florida in plenty of time to have some World Detour fun. Unfortunately, Ozzy's holed himself up in his hotel room, and won't come out until the tour starts. Undeterred, Jack and Kelly decide to bring the fun to Ozzy! They visit a chocolate sculptor, who's made an amazing chocolate bust of Ozzy that they bring back for Ozzy to admire… and eat? They also visit the famed Fountain of Youth, to retrieve some magical water for Ozzy before his tour. Also, Jack arranges for a well known psychic to visit with Ozzy, and get rid of any bad luck before Ozzy takes the stage at a gigantic music festival!
With Pearl in tow, Ozzy and Jack head to Alabama where Jack's childhood dream will be fulfilled at Huntsville's Space Camp. But before they can launch into space, Ozzy has a surprise up his sleeve for Jack. It's a visit with Dave Turner, the Rock and Roll Redneck.
For the first time in the show's history, Kelly heads the trip. They go to Nashville, Tennessee. Jack and Ozzy are backseat to some very "Kelly" activities, including a drag queen brunch; visiting Manuel, Nashville's iconic fashion designer; and restyling Ozzy's Madame Tussauds' wax figure. Not entirely excluding her father and brother's interest, they visit a chocolate and record pressing factory. Kelly plans a musical surprise for Ozzy and makes a trip to the largest ashram in the country.
Ozzy, Jack and Kelly arrive in Missouri, and it's already, "Game On," between Jack and Kelly as they've agreed to plan each alternate days' activities. Kelly takes the guys to eat some fresh ice cream, but Jack fires back with a trip to a Mining, aka, an ‘Explosion School.' But both Jack and Kelly have also planned some touching surprises for Ozzy as well. Which is good, because Ozzy and Jack's old nemesis ‘Robert the Doll' has returned, and threatens to derail the trip with his evil curse!
Now that Jack's baby has been born, he's once again traveling with Ozzy and his sister, Kelly. They explore the state of New Mexico, sampling chili milkshakes, chainsaw sculpting and learning to make pistachios. Kelly hates dealing with all the guy humor that Ozzy and Jack deal out, but figures out a way to make a profit from it.
The Osbournes welcome a new family member.
With Jack stuck in L.A. waiting for his baby to be born, Kelly and Ozzy head for Arizona. They tour the impressive Biosphere, followed by a night of beauty masks.
Ozzy is planning his final world tour, but is hounded to do press, promos and photos which he hates. He tries to persuade Jack to hit the road but Jack has one problem–his new baby is due to be born and he can't leave LA. Ozzy and Jack conspire to convince his sister, Kelly to take the wheel if Jack has to stay behind.
The guys head to Hawaii with their wives to thank them for holding down the fort in their absence. Before long, Jack and Lisa's two young daughters manage to turn every moment upside down; and Sharon and Lisa plan a surprise luau.
The guys get to Alaska and fly to Juneau, where they eat king crab; go dog sledding and fly fishing; and have a nautical surprise. But the curse of Robert the Haunted Doll returns when the Prince of Darkness loses his biggest, most valuable possession.
Ozzy and Jack are hitting the road, traveling the states from Florida to Alaska and everything in between. And they're doing it, per Ozzy's request, in a vintage 1973 GMC camper--the same RV Ozzy toured in with Black Sabbath when his career in America was just beginning. At their Key West starting point, Ozzy and Jack do some deep sea fishing, pay a visit to Robert the Haunted Doll (where they pick up a souvenir mascot to ride up front in their GMC), hunt for pythons in the Everglades, and drive by Mar-a-Lago, President Trump's Winter White House.
The guys' itinerary in Cuba includes checking out the many 1950s American automobiles, Cold War weaponry, Ernest Hemingway's house and the presidential palace. Jack, however, is set on bringing home a special slice of Cuba in his luggage, and he wants Ozzy to help.
In Washington, D.C., Jack scrambles to arrange a tour of the White House; the guys visit the FBI Training Academy, a local legend known as Little Ozzy, a residence where the Beatles partied, and a park featuring the heads of U.S. presidents.
Ozzy and Jack travel to Japan, where they go in search of a Samurai master and secure an invitation to try their hand at forging a kitana blade; then, Jack wants to get a Tebori tattoo from a legendary tattoo master of the ancient art form.
Ozzy and Jack's bucket lists tour takes them to the United Kingdom for a stop at Stonehenge, followed by debate over where to next.
Jack plans a surprise of Ozzy's birthday, despite his father's distaste for surprises. On the agenda: medical oddities, a penitentiary, chocolate-making and a voyage 220 feet underground, where there's a relic from Ozzy's past.
The guys visit the home of all things UFO -- Roswell, N.M., and also stop at the Petroglyphs National Monument, a UFO Museum and the Roswell crash site and debris field.
While on a road trip to Mount Rushmore, Jack and Ozzy engage in a quick-draw shootout, pan for gold, visit Wild Bill Hickok's grave in Deadwood, S.D., go inside a Minuteman nuclear missile site, and come face to face with Crazy Horse.
In Texas, the guys visit the Alamo, the scene of an infamous 1982 rock-and-roll event in which Ozzy was allegedly involved. They also stop at the NASA Johnson Space Center for a ride on a Mars Rover, and pay their respects at the Museum of Funeral History.
Ozzy and Jack venture to historic Jamestown, Virginia. Jack is determined to find out whether any Osbournes were among the first British colonists in America, but Ozzy is obsessed with the idea of that the early settlers (and potentially his distant relatives) resorted to cannibalism. On the road to Jamestown the guys take a couple of detours so they can drive a WWII tank, visit Stonewall Jackson's arm, and shoot their way through Colonial Williamsburg.
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